1 00:00:03,000 --> 00:00:04,839 So stadium over there 2 00:00:04,840 --> 00:00:09,439 and potentially the training and admin facility somewhere around here. 3 00:00:09,440 --> 00:00:11,679 Somewhere around this sacred precinct. 4 00:00:11,680 --> 00:00:12,999 That's the first order of business. 5 00:00:13,000 --> 00:00:14,479 Actually, first order of business 6 00:00:14,480 --> 00:00:16,679 is to get a bloody air bridge at the airport. 7 00:00:16,680 --> 00:00:18,999 (LAUGHS) Wow, Emma's laughing. 8 00:00:19,000 --> 00:00:20,199 HUGH: At Revere Hutchins. 9 00:00:20,200 --> 00:00:23,039 So I'm proposing we trial this technology 10 00:00:23,040 --> 00:00:25,999 by inserting a chip into one of our new signings. 11 00:00:26,000 --> 00:00:28,999 The chip is working perfectly. 12 00:00:29,000 --> 00:00:32,519 You haven't got a song or a location with the training and admin centre 13 00:00:32,520 --> 00:00:35,159 within 5Ks of the CBD. 14 00:00:35,160 --> 00:00:37,200 That's the stipulation. I told YOU that. 15 00:00:46,720 --> 00:00:50,320 Tasmania has had a bloody gutful over your stadium and... 16 00:01:05,280 --> 00:01:08,439 No other city on God's green Earth has a football stadium 17 00:01:08,440 --> 00:01:10,999 within 200m of a concert hall. 18 00:01:11,000 --> 00:01:13,999 Well, is that my responsibility? Is it the Symphony Orchestra's? 19 00:01:14,000 --> 00:01:15,999 Your monstrosity of a stadium 20 00:01:16,000 --> 00:01:19,000 is going to be 200m from our concert hall. 21 00:01:20,120 --> 00:01:25,079 The prospect of a solo in Brahms Piano Concerto number one in D minor 22 00:01:25,080 --> 00:01:30,359 being interrupted by the sound of 20,000 lagered up football fans 23 00:01:30,360 --> 00:01:32,079 screaming profanities at the referee 24 00:01:32,080 --> 00:01:35,159 and bellowing some horrific ditty about the team 25 00:01:35,160 --> 00:01:36,999 is unimaginably traumatic. 26 00:01:37,000 --> 00:01:39,159 This may be distressing news for you, David, 27 00:01:39,160 --> 00:01:42,440 but more people want to see football being played than Brahms. 28 00:01:44,320 --> 00:01:48,159 This is unacceptable. What do you expect me to do: 29 00:01:48,160 --> 00:01:50,150 only sell tickets to fans who are mute? 30 00:01:54,600 --> 00:01:56,399 Are you enjoying it here? 31 00:01:56,400 --> 00:01:58,759 Oh, enjoying is a strong word, Premier. 32 00:01:58,760 --> 00:01:59,839 Ha. 33 00:01:59,840 --> 00:02:03,239 Well, you were... You're sadly missed in my office. 34 00:02:03,240 --> 00:02:05,839 My loss is certainly the AFL's gain, 35 00:02:05,840 --> 00:02:07,879 and I'm sure it won't be the last time I say that. 36 00:02:07,880 --> 00:02:09,399 Thanks, Premier. 37 00:02:09,400 --> 00:02:12,530 Unless by some freak of nature, the stadium comes in on budget. 38 00:02:13,960 --> 00:02:15,220 (CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS) 39 00:02:16,200 --> 00:02:19,400 Oh, good day, David. I hate you. 40 00:02:24,120 --> 00:02:27,919 You got a tight rein on spending? Absolutely. 41 00:02:27,920 --> 00:02:29,199 Oh. Because politically, 42 00:02:29,200 --> 00:02:32,599 my government can't afford any signs of waste or extravagance. 43 00:02:32,600 --> 00:02:35,599 I know. Oh. Football department meeting. 44 00:02:35,600 --> 00:02:37,239 I'll introduce you, if you like. 45 00:02:37,240 --> 00:02:39,439 This is Luke Gorman, Senior Coach. 46 00:02:39,440 --> 00:02:41,759 Oh. Hi. Nice to meet you. 47 00:02:41,760 --> 00:02:45,000 Jake Byrne, Senior Assistant Coach. Great. 48 00:02:46,600 --> 00:02:49,599 Zane Topley, Assistant Coach. 49 00:02:49,600 --> 00:02:52,839 Mick Agostino, Defensive Coach. Mick. 50 00:02:52,840 --> 00:02:55,130 Ellie Farmer, defensive development coach. 51 00:02:56,160 --> 00:02:58,999 Brett Cloonow, Line Coach. Brett, thanks. 52 00:02:59,000 --> 00:03:01,000 Damian Vadas, Forwards Coach. 53 00:03:03,280 --> 00:03:05,999 Aaron Platt, Midfield Coach. 54 00:03:06,000 --> 00:03:07,999 Scott Lowenthal, Development Coach. 55 00:03:08,000 --> 00:03:11,519 Ah, yes. Ryley Wright, Ruck Coach. 56 00:03:11,520 --> 00:03:14,399 Tanya Pajak, Wing Coach. Yeah, yes. 57 00:03:14,400 --> 00:03:16,840 Phil Goundry, Interchange Coach. 58 00:03:17,840 --> 00:03:18,959 I love this. 59 00:03:18,960 --> 00:03:21,239 Wayne Bellchamber, Head Of Next Generation Academy. 60 00:03:21,240 --> 00:03:23,959 Oh, sorry. Um, bit going on at home there. 61 00:03:23,960 --> 00:03:27,719 Ah. Chad Conlan, Last Two Minutes Coach. 62 00:03:27,720 --> 00:03:30,879 Zoe Newton, High Performance Manager 63 00:03:30,880 --> 00:03:33,279 Justin O'Leary, another assistant coach. 64 00:03:33,280 --> 00:03:34,800 Great. Hey. 65 00:03:36,800 --> 00:03:38,319 Don't know him. Ah. 66 00:03:38,320 --> 00:03:40,999 Paul Simpson, List Manager. List. 67 00:03:41,000 --> 00:03:42,999 Rod Devine, Head Of Game Day Strategy. 68 00:03:43,000 --> 00:03:44,639 Good, good. 69 00:03:44,640 --> 00:03:46,999 Greta Dunstan, Head Of Opposition Intelligence. 70 00:03:47,000 --> 00:03:48,199 Ooh. (LAUGHS) 71 00:03:48,200 --> 00:03:50,359 Jack Walker, Head Of Umpiring Relations, 72 00:03:50,360 --> 00:03:52,519 and Ollie Dwight, Director Of Stoppages. 73 00:03:52,520 --> 00:03:53,960 (LAUGHS) Yes. 74 00:03:55,960 --> 00:03:58,000 Great team. Mm. 75 00:04:00,240 --> 00:04:03,240 Is that, uh, is that a lot? Apparently not. 76 00:04:07,120 --> 00:04:09,399 I've called in a few favours for this, 77 00:04:09,400 --> 00:04:12,199 so make sure you're at the hospital by ten. 78 00:04:12,200 --> 00:04:15,039 Ah... Do you have to eat that now? 79 00:04:15,040 --> 00:04:17,999 I'm carbing up. Mum. 80 00:04:18,000 --> 00:04:19,439 How do you reload these things? 81 00:04:19,440 --> 00:04:21,599 Oh, yes. 82 00:04:21,600 --> 00:04:23,560 You just put that in there... 83 00:04:25,040 --> 00:04:28,239 ..and then... Oh. 84 00:04:28,240 --> 00:04:33,119 And please, Revere, we really need some good publicity out of this. 85 00:04:33,120 --> 00:04:34,599 Yeah. What are you saying? 86 00:04:34,600 --> 00:04:37,039 Well, I'm just saying, you know, play nice. 87 00:04:37,040 --> 00:04:39,359 Whatevs. I mean it. 88 00:04:39,360 --> 00:04:41,599 We can't afford any more fuck ups. 89 00:04:41,600 --> 00:04:43,879 Then don't like your dipstick boy anywhere it then. 90 00:04:43,880 --> 00:04:45,839 I beg your pardon? 91 00:04:45,840 --> 00:04:47,120 I'm kidding. 92 00:04:48,600 --> 00:04:50,320 I'm sure he got the job on merit. 93 00:05:02,520 --> 00:05:04,239 And the PR thing in the hospital? 94 00:05:04,240 --> 00:05:06,959 Ah, yeah. 10:15, and the news crews will film Revere 95 00:05:06,960 --> 00:05:08,919 talking to a patient called Fiona Revere. 96 00:05:08,920 --> 00:05:11,519 Revere? What if he starts chatting her up? 97 00:05:11,520 --> 00:05:14,919 No way, she's 63. Ageist, but comforting, 98 00:05:14,920 --> 00:05:17,999 Mr Premier. Good morning everyone. 99 00:05:18,000 --> 00:05:20,399 Hey, Roger. Sorry, Mr Premier. 100 00:05:20,400 --> 00:05:23,239 Alistair's waiting for us. He's got a very pressing engagement. 101 00:05:23,240 --> 00:05:25,279 (VIDEO CALL RINGING) So take a seat and we'll crack on. 102 00:05:25,280 --> 00:05:28,280 Oh, Mr Premier. You take this one. Ooh. 103 00:05:31,160 --> 00:05:33,799 Hello. Hi, Alistair. 104 00:05:33,800 --> 00:05:34,999 Casual day today? 105 00:05:35,000 --> 00:05:37,639 I'm playing in a big golf event this morning. 106 00:05:37,640 --> 00:05:39,399 Oh, a charity golf day. 107 00:05:39,400 --> 00:05:42,359 Annual golf day for Melbourne club members. 108 00:05:42,360 --> 00:05:44,239 So the opposite of a charity day, really? 109 00:05:44,240 --> 00:05:46,999 Women banned from the course today, then? 110 00:05:47,000 --> 00:05:48,879 Ah, Destiny. 111 00:05:48,880 --> 00:05:53,639 You wouldn't have seen this in today's news. 112 00:05:53,640 --> 00:05:57,879 "Is This Man the Next AFL CEO?" 113 00:05:57,880 --> 00:05:59,559 Oh I see. 114 00:05:59,560 --> 00:06:03,359 And what does the article say, other than hardly? 115 00:06:03,360 --> 00:06:05,439 It's just meant to be a puff piece for the club. 116 00:06:05,440 --> 00:06:07,039 Oh, stop apologising, please. 117 00:06:07,040 --> 00:06:09,279 You think I'm threatened by you, Hugh? 118 00:06:09,280 --> 00:06:11,919 I'm not even threatened by talented people. 119 00:06:11,920 --> 00:06:14,399 Have you got anywhere with that fricking air bridge yet? 120 00:06:14,400 --> 00:06:15,839 We're getting an answer today. 121 00:06:15,840 --> 00:06:17,919 That'll be another triumph, no doubt. 122 00:06:17,920 --> 00:06:19,119 And the other issues I flagged. 123 00:06:19,120 --> 00:06:20,879 Well, it does pain me to report 124 00:06:20,880 --> 00:06:24,239 that we're still not making any headway on housing 125 00:06:24,240 --> 00:06:27,879 for our players and staff, and that the relocation 126 00:06:27,880 --> 00:06:32,959 of Hobart's waste treatment plant has hit a bit of a snag 127 00:06:32,960 --> 00:06:35,399 and is slowing our progress at the stadium site. 128 00:06:35,400 --> 00:06:38,279 Jesus Christ. Again. This simply isn't good enough. 129 00:06:38,280 --> 00:06:40,919 Why the fuck haven't you resolved these issues? 130 00:06:40,920 --> 00:06:43,439 Well, as far... No, not you, the Premier. 131 00:06:43,440 --> 00:06:47,799 Oh, yes. Uh, well, uh. I'm sorry, Alastair, it's not easy. 132 00:06:47,800 --> 00:06:51,719 We've got the lowest rental vacancy rate in the country. 133 00:06:51,720 --> 00:06:53,999 Rents are astronomical. People are living in tents. 134 00:06:54,000 --> 00:06:58,239 And hands up who's just bought another investment property. 135 00:06:58,240 --> 00:07:00,679 DESTINY: There are simply not enough properties on the market, 136 00:07:00,680 --> 00:07:01,799 let alone quality ones. 137 00:07:01,800 --> 00:07:05,479 I can't find one and we've got players and staff coming in 138 00:07:05,480 --> 00:07:08,439 who will be on several hundred K per annum more than me, 139 00:07:08,440 --> 00:07:10,839 and they're not going to live in a two bedroom flat in the Badlands. 140 00:07:10,840 --> 00:07:13,000 So where are they going to live? 141 00:07:18,200 --> 00:07:19,639 Anyone? 142 00:07:19,640 --> 00:07:21,999 We'll have to put them up in hotels and Airbnbs. 143 00:07:22,000 --> 00:07:24,639 Exactly right, Jameson. Except that's where all your 144 00:07:24,640 --> 00:07:26,999 Interstate visitors are going to stay that are going to spend 145 00:07:27,000 --> 00:07:29,599 all that money that's going to solve the housing crisis. 146 00:07:29,600 --> 00:07:32,559 What about using the residential project next to the stadium? 147 00:07:32,560 --> 00:07:34,039 Yes. 148 00:07:34,040 --> 00:07:36,199 That's being built to alleviate our housing crisis. 149 00:07:36,200 --> 00:07:38,279 What the fuck do you think this is? 150 00:07:38,280 --> 00:07:39,599 Yeah. good point. 151 00:07:39,600 --> 00:07:41,799 And what's the hold up on the waste treatment plant? 152 00:07:41,800 --> 00:07:45,799 We've had a few on-site industrial relations issues. 153 00:07:45,800 --> 00:07:49,999 And those dingbat protesters from Save Our Sewers aren't helping. 154 00:07:50,000 --> 00:07:51,159 Save Our Sewers? 155 00:07:51,160 --> 00:07:53,999 That's exactly what's wrong with the world in a nutshell. 156 00:07:54,000 --> 00:07:55,919 I'll make this a priority, Alastair. 157 00:07:55,920 --> 00:07:59,279 Destiny, work with the Premier. Make sure this happens. 158 00:07:59,280 --> 00:08:00,719 Oh, right. 159 00:08:00,720 --> 00:08:02,359 I don't need my hand-held, Alastair. 160 00:08:02,360 --> 00:08:03,919 My only concern with your hands, Premier, 161 00:08:03,920 --> 00:08:05,159 is that you're sitting on them. 162 00:08:05,160 --> 00:08:07,999 Oh, and, uh, AFL CEO in waiting. 163 00:08:08,000 --> 00:08:09,999 Uh, how's the culture your establishing 164 00:08:10,000 --> 00:08:13,959 down there with your coke sniffing woke activist football group? 165 00:08:13,960 --> 00:08:16,639 We are undertaking a little image repair at the hospital 166 00:08:16,640 --> 00:08:18,319 this morning, as it happens. 167 00:08:18,320 --> 00:08:20,999 Listen, we are a results based industry, 168 00:08:21,000 --> 00:08:25,199 so I want results on the air bridge, the player housing, 169 00:08:25,200 --> 00:08:28,519 the waste treatment plant and our public relations. 170 00:08:28,520 --> 00:08:31,879 So pull your collective fingers out. Especially you, Premier. 171 00:08:31,880 --> 00:08:35,000 Yeah, digits fully extracted, Alastair. 172 00:08:37,880 --> 00:08:39,200 ALL: (SIGHING) 173 00:08:49,840 --> 00:08:51,080 Uh... 174 00:08:52,751 --> 00:08:59,079 If we don't find accommodation for all these interstate staff, 175 00:08:59,080 --> 00:09:01,239 we're basically importing more homeless people. 176 00:09:01,240 --> 00:09:03,599 They could end up having to sleep on the oval. 177 00:09:03,600 --> 00:09:06,730 Yeah, although you could only have eight in the centre square. 178 00:09:07,680 --> 00:09:09,060 My material's wasted on you. 179 00:09:10,200 --> 00:09:12,199 Sincere apologies, everyone. 180 00:09:12,200 --> 00:09:13,250 (SIGHS) 181 00:09:16,000 --> 00:09:18,919 My God. Oh, wow. Thank you. 182 00:09:18,920 --> 00:09:22,039 Oh, not at all. Not at all. I'm so, so sorry it took so long. 183 00:09:22,040 --> 00:09:23,999 Someone mistakenly took the bread, 184 00:09:24,000 --> 00:09:26,359 thinking it was for this other meeting we've got in the boardroom 185 00:09:26,360 --> 00:09:27,679 with these people from Ulverston. 186 00:09:27,680 --> 00:09:29,159 So we had to send Toby to... 187 00:09:29,160 --> 00:09:31,279 Oh, that's so boring, isn't it? 188 00:09:31,280 --> 00:09:35,359 You don't need to know any of that. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. 189 00:09:35,360 --> 00:09:37,599 One of the air traffic controllers is down sick. 190 00:09:37,600 --> 00:09:39,120 Yeah, yeah, in a minute. 191 00:09:42,920 --> 00:09:46,199 So now the air bridge? 192 00:09:46,200 --> 00:09:47,519 Yes. 193 00:09:47,520 --> 00:09:49,199 High, Destiny, 194 00:09:49,200 --> 00:09:52,719 I am genuinely, deeply sorry, but we've come up with an estimate. 195 00:09:52,720 --> 00:09:55,800 And as you can see, it's tens of millions of dollars, which... 196 00:09:57,320 --> 00:09:59,490 I'm sorry, I find this highly distressing. 197 00:10:00,320 --> 00:10:01,519 But we just cannot do it 198 00:10:01,520 --> 00:10:04,359 without a substantial contribution from the AFL. 199 00:10:04,360 --> 00:10:08,439 Ari, the AFL has already put $15 million into the stadium. 200 00:10:08,440 --> 00:10:12,359 The billion dollar stadium. I know, I feel completely awful. 201 00:10:12,360 --> 00:10:14,239 I hate letting people down. 202 00:10:14,240 --> 00:10:16,639 I think it's a hangover, actually, from my childhood, 203 00:10:16,640 --> 00:10:20,119 because my mother was the only one who used to... 204 00:10:20,120 --> 00:10:22,079 Anyway, you don't need to know about any of that. 205 00:10:22,080 --> 00:10:25,919 No, we don't. I'm so sorry. I love the AFL. 206 00:10:25,920 --> 00:10:28,319 It is the greatest sport ever invented, 207 00:10:28,320 --> 00:10:30,439 and I mean that from the bottom of my heart. 208 00:10:30,440 --> 00:10:34,160 And I don't want to let them down, but I just cannot find the money. 209 00:10:35,200 --> 00:10:37,279 Ari, we've got a serious problem... 210 00:10:37,280 --> 00:10:38,680 They're from the AFL. 211 00:10:45,000 --> 00:10:46,760 Please eat my sandwiches. 212 00:10:52,720 --> 00:10:54,239 But at the end of the day, 213 00:10:54,240 --> 00:10:56,999 Save Our Sewers believes Hobart's sewer system, 214 00:10:57,000 --> 00:10:59,319 which has served us so well, for so long, 215 00:10:59,320 --> 00:11:01,239 should stay where it is. 216 00:11:01,240 --> 00:11:05,439 We believe that these historic waste pipes 217 00:11:05,440 --> 00:11:08,199 are an important part of this city's history, 218 00:11:08,200 --> 00:11:10,479 and to disturb them or reroute them just 219 00:11:10,480 --> 00:11:15,999 because the AFL wants some nice new shiny stadium would be sacrilege. 220 00:11:16,000 --> 00:11:19,159 Premier. Oh, yes. Libby. Um, well, firstly, 221 00:11:19,160 --> 00:11:21,999 let me say that I...I admire and share, 222 00:11:22,000 --> 00:11:26,559 uh, Kate's passion for our waste treatment and sewerage system. 223 00:11:26,560 --> 00:11:29,199 Uh, I understand people's attachment to it. 224 00:11:29,200 --> 00:11:31,479 Um, it's part of our shared history. 225 00:11:31,480 --> 00:11:34,599 We've all contributed, um, to it, 226 00:11:34,600 --> 00:11:38,839 but I think that sometimes we can take conservation a bit far. 227 00:11:38,840 --> 00:11:40,479 No-one could accuse you of that. 228 00:11:40,480 --> 00:11:43,359 Well, well, to be fair, um, uh, 229 00:11:43,360 --> 00:11:47,519 our sewerage system is of no cultural significance. 230 00:11:47,520 --> 00:11:49,879 Full of culture, though it obviously is. 231 00:11:49,880 --> 00:11:51,599 It's not heritage listed. 232 00:11:51,600 --> 00:11:53,399 And not to put too fine a point on it, 233 00:11:53,400 --> 00:11:54,999 you can either have a forward leaning, 234 00:11:55,000 --> 00:11:58,079 progressive approach to developing our city, 235 00:11:58,080 --> 00:11:59,919 or you can have your old poo pipes. 236 00:11:59,920 --> 00:12:02,999 That is an appalling way to talk about our sewer system. 237 00:12:03,000 --> 00:12:06,159 I'll tell you what. I will save a couple for you. 238 00:12:06,160 --> 00:12:08,999 Thank you for coming in, Premier. And thank you too, Kate. 239 00:12:09,000 --> 00:12:12,159 And next up, we're talking chutney. 240 00:12:12,160 --> 00:12:13,840 Oh, fun. 241 00:12:18,800 --> 00:12:20,159 (PHONE RINGS) 242 00:12:20,160 --> 00:12:22,360 Oh, shit. What now? 243 00:12:22,361 --> 00:12:25,999 Hi, Alistair. Did you get me an air bridge? 244 00:12:26,000 --> 00:12:29,519 They can't afford it. Bullshit. 245 00:12:29,520 --> 00:12:32,439 OK, well, I can try putting that argument to them. 246 00:12:32,440 --> 00:12:34,519 If only you were half as good at deal making 247 00:12:34,520 --> 00:12:35,959 as you are at self-promotion. 248 00:12:35,960 --> 00:12:38,279 I'll be issuing you a second official warning 249 00:12:38,280 --> 00:12:39,719 for incompetence tomorrow. 250 00:12:39,720 --> 00:12:41,399 Come on, Alistair... Ah-ah-ah! 251 00:12:41,400 --> 00:12:44,239 One more cock-up is three strikes and you're out. 252 00:12:44,240 --> 00:12:47,199 Glad you're not feeling threatened. (LINE GOES DEAD) 253 00:12:47,200 --> 00:12:50,039 Alrighty. Are we good to go? 254 00:12:50,040 --> 00:12:52,399 Yeah. Yes. Thanks. Tremendous. 255 00:12:52,400 --> 00:12:54,359 Hello there. 256 00:12:54,360 --> 00:12:55,639 Fiona? Yes. 257 00:12:55,640 --> 00:12:58,159 Hi, Fiona. I'm Angela from the Great Southern Football Club. 258 00:12:58,160 --> 00:13:01,999 And this is Hugh, our CEO. Channel 4 are doing a little 259 00:13:02,000 --> 00:13:04,919 story here in the hospital, because we've heard 260 00:13:04,920 --> 00:13:07,359 that you've been having a bit of a rough trot. 261 00:13:07,360 --> 00:13:08,639 (FALSELY) Oh. 262 00:13:08,640 --> 00:13:11,239 so we've brought one of our brightest young stars, 263 00:13:11,240 --> 00:13:13,239 Revere Hutchins, to cheer you up. 264 00:13:13,240 --> 00:13:16,039 How are you doing, Fiona? I'm sorry. 265 00:13:16,040 --> 00:13:18,799 I've never heard of you. 266 00:13:18,800 --> 00:13:20,359 Yeah, that's. That's alright. 267 00:13:20,360 --> 00:13:23,839 I asked for Nick Daicos. Did you? 268 00:13:23,840 --> 00:13:26,359 Yeah, well, you know, I asked for Sabrina Carpenter, 269 00:13:26,360 --> 00:13:28,320 so I guess we both struck out, eh? 270 00:13:32,000 --> 00:13:36,079 So. Yeah. So, um, I heard you've been a bit in the wars lately. 271 00:13:36,080 --> 00:13:38,200 Oh, I've got a prolapsed vagina. 272 00:13:40,920 --> 00:13:44,999 Oh, yeah. How'd you...get that? 273 00:13:45,000 --> 00:13:48,279 Well, apparently it's because I haven't been able to do a shit. 274 00:13:48,280 --> 00:13:51,000 No worries. Yeah. 275 00:13:52,000 --> 00:13:54,279 Oh, so you get to the footy much? 276 00:13:54,280 --> 00:13:57,599 Oh, it's too risky when you piss yourself four times a day. 277 00:13:57,600 --> 00:13:58,840 Gotcha. 278 00:14:00,800 --> 00:14:04,679 So. So how are they treating you here? 279 00:14:04,680 --> 00:14:06,999 Well, they've given me pessaries to take. 280 00:14:07,000 --> 00:14:09,999 Oh, yeah. Big ones? Hard to swallow? 281 00:14:10,000 --> 00:14:12,879 Yeah, well they would be 'cause you put them in your vagina. 282 00:14:12,880 --> 00:14:14,239 Yeah. 283 00:14:14,240 --> 00:14:17,079 And then there's my pelvic floor exercises I have to do. 284 00:14:17,080 --> 00:14:18,919 Yeah. And if that doesn't work, 285 00:14:18,920 --> 00:14:23,719 they're talking about permanently closing it up surgically. 286 00:14:23,720 --> 00:14:25,999 Cool. Well, they might as well 287 00:14:26,000 --> 00:14:28,840 'cause nobody's using it. 100%. Yeah... 288 00:14:31,160 --> 00:14:35,319 So, uh, good luck with your vagina. 289 00:14:35,320 --> 00:14:40,399 And, um, you know, getting your... getting your pelvic floor restumped. 290 00:14:40,400 --> 00:14:41,999 Thank you. 291 00:14:42,000 --> 00:14:43,280 Ace. 292 00:14:45,920 --> 00:14:47,360 (INDISTINCT) 293 00:14:48,880 --> 00:14:49,959 That was great. 294 00:14:49,960 --> 00:14:51,919 (PHONE RINGS) 295 00:14:51,920 --> 00:14:54,839 Hello there. Catherine, hi. 296 00:14:54,840 --> 00:14:56,999 You've got contacts in upper management at Channel 4 here, 297 00:14:57,000 --> 00:14:58,199 haven't you? 298 00:14:58,200 --> 00:15:03,519 Yes. Of course. Sent a dick pic to the wrong person, have you? 299 00:15:03,520 --> 00:15:05,999 I'm not even sure who the right person would be. 300 00:15:06,000 --> 00:15:08,479 I'm at the hospital. It's a complete balls-up. 301 00:15:08,480 --> 00:15:11,919 Revere's humiliated himself and us. Has he? 302 00:15:11,920 --> 00:15:14,959 He can't go to air. Leave it with me. 303 00:15:14,960 --> 00:15:16,080 OK. 304 00:15:17,080 --> 00:15:19,679 I can't help thinking this whole sewerage issue 305 00:15:19,680 --> 00:15:21,199 is some political allegory. 306 00:15:21,200 --> 00:15:22,999 What is the exact nature of the hold-up? 307 00:15:23,000 --> 00:15:26,759 There's an industrial dispute at the new waste treatment plant. 308 00:15:26,760 --> 00:15:28,879 There's a go slow. Why? 309 00:15:28,880 --> 00:15:33,239 Because the portaloos haven't been pumped out in a month. 310 00:15:33,240 --> 00:15:35,279 Oh. It's a bit childish, isn't it? 311 00:15:35,280 --> 00:15:37,559 Move our sewage or we don't move yours. 312 00:15:37,560 --> 00:15:40,999 Apparently the poo pumpers want the potholes fixed on the access road. 313 00:15:41,000 --> 00:15:43,079 That's a little bit coarse, Premier. 314 00:15:43,080 --> 00:15:45,279 Poo Pumpers is the name of the company. 315 00:15:45,280 --> 00:15:46,479 Apologies. 316 00:15:46,480 --> 00:15:48,679 There's a dispute as to whose responsibility it is. 317 00:15:48,680 --> 00:15:50,759 On top of which, the Save Our Sewers lot 318 00:15:50,760 --> 00:15:53,439 have been chaining themselves to the equipment out there. 319 00:15:53,440 --> 00:15:55,519 Hey, you've just got to take charge here. 320 00:15:55,520 --> 00:15:56,999 Tear up the Poo Pumpers contract 321 00:15:57,000 --> 00:15:59,319 and get the portaloos emptied by someone else. 322 00:15:59,320 --> 00:16:00,999 Premier. It's not that simple. 323 00:16:01,000 --> 00:16:03,999 Poo Pumpers is owned by a significant Liberal Party donor. 324 00:16:04,000 --> 00:16:06,239 Well, you can't be beholden to the fundraising wing 325 00:16:06,240 --> 00:16:07,999 or the poo pumping wing of the party. 326 00:16:08,000 --> 00:16:10,999 You've got to get an AFL stadium built. 327 00:16:11,000 --> 00:16:14,600 I mean, who's running this state? Yes. 328 00:16:16,000 --> 00:16:18,199 Here we go. 329 00:16:18,200 --> 00:16:19,920 Pump Your Dump. 330 00:16:21,080 --> 00:16:22,479 Hmm. 331 00:16:22,480 --> 00:16:24,600 (OUT OF TUNE MUSIC PLAYS) 332 00:16:26,760 --> 00:16:30,399 Really? This is what you do when you don't get your way. 333 00:16:30,400 --> 00:16:32,360 How old are you people? 334 00:16:34,320 --> 00:16:35,919 What is this? 335 00:16:35,920 --> 00:16:38,559 This is the Symphony Orchestra's debut performance 336 00:16:38,560 --> 00:16:41,199 of a new piece called Sheer Petulance. 337 00:16:41,200 --> 00:16:42,879 Oh. 338 00:16:42,880 --> 00:16:44,999 This is about the stadium and the concert hall? 339 00:16:45,000 --> 00:16:46,119 Come on. 340 00:16:46,120 --> 00:16:48,000 (LIFT BELL DINGS) Yeah. 341 00:16:49,200 --> 00:16:50,960 (WHISPERS) You're up. 342 00:16:52,000 --> 00:16:53,199 Ari. 343 00:16:53,200 --> 00:16:54,919 Destiny, I'm so sorry to bother you again, 344 00:16:54,920 --> 00:16:56,439 but I forgot to mention earlier 345 00:16:56,440 --> 00:16:58,239 that when I was in planning last week, 346 00:16:58,240 --> 00:16:59,599 my friend there, Jenna - 347 00:16:59,600 --> 00:17:02,279 and we're not romantically involved or anything... 348 00:17:02,280 --> 00:17:05,959 In fact, I think she's... Anyway, doesn't matter. 349 00:17:05,960 --> 00:17:08,319 We were talking about the AFL and she mentioned 350 00:17:08,320 --> 00:17:11,439 that your training and admin site is actually 351 00:17:11,440 --> 00:17:14,999 18m further from the CBD than the AFL contract stipulates, 352 00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:16,799 and she thought that could become an issue. 353 00:17:16,800 --> 00:17:19,079 And I didn't know whether you're aware of that or not. 354 00:17:19,080 --> 00:17:20,639 So I thought it could be helpful. 355 00:17:20,640 --> 00:17:23,999 Yeah. No, um, we are aware of that, Ari. 356 00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:28,839 We're working on it. But thanks. I have wasted your time again. 357 00:17:28,840 --> 00:17:32,919 You must think I'm incompetent. No, no, not at all, Ari. 358 00:17:32,920 --> 00:17:36,439 Uh. Oh... Did you end up getting another air traffic controller? 359 00:17:36,440 --> 00:17:38,000 Oh, shit. 360 00:17:44,280 --> 00:17:45,970 (LAUGHS NERVOUSLY) (CHUCKLES) 361 00:17:49,400 --> 00:17:52,719 (PHONE RINGS) 362 00:17:52,720 --> 00:17:53,959 Hugh Shen. 363 00:17:53,960 --> 00:17:55,919 MAN OVER PHONE: If you want to see your family again, 364 00:17:55,920 --> 00:17:57,999 put a stop to that stadium, you dog! 365 00:17:58,000 --> 00:17:59,359 I haven't got any family. 366 00:17:59,360 --> 00:18:01,999 Your loved ones, then? Nope. I'm single. 367 00:18:02,000 --> 00:18:04,199 There's really no-one close. Bullshit. 368 00:18:04,200 --> 00:18:07,919 There really isn't. Well, I mean, what about at work? 369 00:18:07,920 --> 00:18:09,279 You have got to be kidding. 370 00:18:09,280 --> 00:18:11,959 Look, I'm just threatening you, OK? 371 00:18:11,960 --> 00:18:13,999 (SECOND CALL RINGS) Do not build that shit of a thing. 372 00:18:14,000 --> 00:18:16,479 Can you call me back, mate? I've got another call. 373 00:18:16,480 --> 00:18:17,800 I think... Are you for fucking... 374 00:18:18,920 --> 00:18:20,599 Catherine? Any Channel 4 news? 375 00:18:20,600 --> 00:18:22,400 Come to the boardroom...now. 376 00:18:23,440 --> 00:18:24,800 Great, I'm on my way. 377 00:18:43,000 --> 00:18:47,479 Hugh, this is Bella. Bella, Hugh. Phones off please. 378 00:18:47,480 --> 00:18:48,999 Yes. 379 00:18:49,000 --> 00:18:51,799 This meeting is strictly off the record. 380 00:18:51,800 --> 00:18:54,199 If asked, I will deny it ever took place. 381 00:18:54,200 --> 00:18:57,319 Because this is something I really should not be involving myself in. 382 00:18:57,320 --> 00:19:00,359 No. To cut to the chase, High, 383 00:19:00,360 --> 00:19:03,999 Bella is my husband's niece and I'm recommending 384 00:19:04,000 --> 00:19:08,879 that she be appointed to the position of sommelier 385 00:19:08,880 --> 00:19:11,719 at the new stadium's function room. 386 00:19:11,720 --> 00:19:13,879 Here's her CV. 387 00:19:13,880 --> 00:19:16,160 Maybe pop it in your jacket. 388 00:19:18,200 --> 00:19:22,359 I'm just acutely aware that my son Jameson works here. 389 00:19:22,360 --> 00:19:23,759 Oh, we all are. 390 00:19:23,760 --> 00:19:27,999 And I really don't want it to look like it's jobs for the boys here. 391 00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:29,759 No, it shouldn't look like that. 392 00:19:29,760 --> 00:19:31,679 Catherine, I thought this was about Channel... 393 00:19:31,680 --> 00:19:32,999 Jennifer is a genius, though. 394 00:19:33,000 --> 00:19:34,759 We've been spitballing the wine list. 395 00:19:34,760 --> 00:19:37,519 Tell him about the Gurwitz Turina. 396 00:19:37,520 --> 00:19:40,999 Oh, it's the Uppe Garten by Zulski and Freeling. 397 00:19:41,000 --> 00:19:43,159 It's acidic and sour up front 398 00:19:43,160 --> 00:19:48,079 before a delightfully surprising soft wave of green apple, 399 00:19:48,080 --> 00:19:51,439 grass, lychee and kumquat zest. 400 00:19:51,440 --> 00:19:53,119 What do you think? 401 00:19:53,120 --> 00:19:55,239 Oh, it's got football stadium dining written all over it. 402 00:19:55,240 --> 00:19:56,279 Catherine... 403 00:19:56,280 --> 00:19:59,159 Hugh, we can't agree on the Sangiovese, though. 404 00:19:59,160 --> 00:20:01,319 No? I'm plumping for the Brinxton, 405 00:20:01,320 --> 00:20:04,959 which is all chocolate and roasted figs and nutmeg. 406 00:20:04,960 --> 00:20:08,079 Mm-hm. And I'm putting up the Velucia's Garden 407 00:20:08,080 --> 00:20:11,039 because I like that flinty, wet gravel foundation 408 00:20:11,040 --> 00:20:14,199 under that savoury bed of confit strawberries 409 00:20:14,200 --> 00:20:17,399 and cedar bark and leather. 410 00:20:17,400 --> 00:20:20,119 Oh, with the grippy tannins and the tobacco nose. 411 00:20:20,120 --> 00:20:21,959 Mm-hm. Mm-hm. 412 00:20:21,960 --> 00:20:24,400 It's an agonising choice. (KNOCK AT DOOR) 413 00:20:26,000 --> 00:20:27,519 Sorry. Your phone's off. 414 00:20:27,520 --> 00:20:29,599 Can I talk to you for a minute? Is it important? 415 00:20:29,600 --> 00:20:31,759 Because we're trying to settle on a Sangiovese here? 416 00:20:31,760 --> 00:20:35,119 What? Destiny. I was never here. 417 00:20:35,120 --> 00:20:36,620 Thanks, Bella. I'll be in touch. 418 00:20:38,720 --> 00:20:40,159 What was all that about? 419 00:20:40,160 --> 00:20:43,719 That was about the relationship between wealth and self doubt. 420 00:20:43,720 --> 00:20:46,879 There isn't one. I've got to sort this thing out with Revere... 421 00:20:46,880 --> 00:20:48,239 The training and admin site 422 00:20:48,240 --> 00:20:49,799 is supposed to be within 5km of the CBD. 423 00:20:49,800 --> 00:20:50,999 Yeah. 424 00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:55,799 It's 5km and 18m. How'd you find out? 425 00:20:55,800 --> 00:20:57,999 You knew? It was the best site, 426 00:20:58,000 --> 00:21:01,359 and I had Alistair's rancid hot breath on the back of my neck. 427 00:21:01,360 --> 00:21:03,999 I needed to make a decision. Well, you need to tell Alistair. 428 00:21:04,000 --> 00:21:06,999 Surely 18m can't be an issue. So ring him. 429 00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:08,399 I will. 430 00:21:08,400 --> 00:21:10,920 Now, before he finds out on social media. 431 00:21:12,200 --> 00:21:14,400 (PHONE RINGS) 432 00:21:18,240 --> 00:21:22,719 I'm getting PTSD because every time your name appears on my phone, 433 00:21:22,720 --> 00:21:25,519 I brace myself for another catastrophe. 434 00:21:25,520 --> 00:21:27,239 No-no, no catastrophe. 435 00:21:27,240 --> 00:21:29,159 Just wanted to give you the heads up 436 00:21:29,160 --> 00:21:31,999 that some dickhead surveyor's made a minor coock-up. 437 00:21:32,000 --> 00:21:34,679 It's nothing, really, just a bit of confusion. 438 00:21:34,680 --> 00:21:37,439 So the training and admin facility is actually 439 00:21:37,440 --> 00:21:39,919 5km and 18m from the CBD. 440 00:21:39,920 --> 00:21:41,799 What does the contract say? 441 00:21:41,800 --> 00:21:44,039 It says it should be within 5km. 442 00:21:44,040 --> 00:21:45,719 Well, I'm failing to see the confusion. 443 00:21:45,720 --> 00:21:48,879 It's either within 5km and meets contractual requirements 444 00:21:48,880 --> 00:21:51,759 or it's not and it doesn't. Alistair, it's 18m. 445 00:21:51,760 --> 00:21:53,679 Why are you being a hardass about this? 446 00:21:53,680 --> 00:21:56,319 So I soften up the chair for you, obviously. 447 00:21:56,320 --> 00:22:00,479 Hey, I heard one of your proteges embarrass us all at the hospital. 448 00:22:00,480 --> 00:22:03,159 Another Hugh Shan masterstroke. 449 00:22:03,160 --> 00:22:04,999 (LINE GOES DEAD) 450 00:22:05,000 --> 00:22:06,999 (CLEARS THROAT) Those 18m are a problem. 451 00:22:07,000 --> 00:22:09,199 Can you make sorting it out your top priority? 452 00:22:09,200 --> 00:22:10,759 What about the waste treatment plant? 453 00:22:10,760 --> 00:22:13,519 That's number two. Pardon the expression. 454 00:22:13,520 --> 00:22:17,440 I'm going with the leather and confit strawberries. 455 00:22:19,280 --> 00:22:21,439 Our...away guernsey. 456 00:22:21,440 --> 00:22:24,399 Catherine, how'd you go with your contacts at Channel 4? 457 00:22:24,400 --> 00:22:26,999 Oh, yeah. No good. 458 00:22:27,000 --> 00:22:31,199 The news director threatened to quit and take the entire team with him, 459 00:22:31,200 --> 00:22:33,079 apparently so. 460 00:22:33,080 --> 00:22:34,879 Yeah. Sorry. Really? 461 00:22:34,880 --> 00:22:37,999 That's quite an extreme reaction, don't you think? 462 00:22:38,000 --> 00:22:41,199 Yes, he's very hot headed, apparently, but brilliant. 463 00:22:41,200 --> 00:22:46,199 So they can't afford to lose him. Tough on Revere, but... 464 00:22:46,200 --> 00:22:48,439 But they tried to persuade the news director, did they? 465 00:22:48,440 --> 00:22:52,319 Oh...God, yeah. Pleaded with him, they tell me. 466 00:22:52,320 --> 00:22:53,719 Well, you must pass on their phone numbers 467 00:22:53,720 --> 00:22:55,599 so I can thank them for their efforts. 468 00:22:55,600 --> 00:22:58,719 Yeah, I already did that. So no need, really. 469 00:22:58,720 --> 00:23:01,319 Mm. I'd like to, though. They're fine, honestly. 470 00:23:01,320 --> 00:23:03,239 I would like to. It's unnecessary, really. 471 00:23:03,240 --> 00:23:05,530 I just want... I fucking thanked them, alright? 472 00:23:07,680 --> 00:23:09,559 Alright, I fucking didn't. 473 00:23:09,560 --> 00:23:11,159 I didn't even contact them 474 00:23:11,160 --> 00:23:15,519 because Revere made defamatory remarks about Jameson, 475 00:23:15,520 --> 00:23:17,119 and he will pay for that. 476 00:23:17,120 --> 00:23:20,319 Who's more important to this club: Revere or Jameson? 477 00:23:20,320 --> 00:23:21,370 Exactly. 478 00:23:28,400 --> 00:23:30,399 (DIAL TONE) Alicia. 479 00:23:30,400 --> 00:23:32,320 (ORCHESTRA PLAYS MUSIC BADLY) 480 00:23:45,520 --> 00:23:46,639 Jesus. 481 00:23:46,640 --> 00:23:48,999 Dogfood for Melo. 482 00:23:49,000 --> 00:23:51,110 Do you think there's a better spot for it? 483 00:23:52,720 --> 00:23:53,839 Yes. 484 00:23:53,840 --> 00:23:57,119 Jameson, I don't think the orchestra are going away anytime soon. 485 00:23:57,120 --> 00:23:58,639 They're shithouse, those four. 486 00:23:58,640 --> 00:24:01,759 Can you find out who did the soundproofing on the HSO Concert Hall 487 00:24:01,760 --> 00:24:03,879 and what it would cost for a complete upgrade? 488 00:24:03,880 --> 00:24:05,479 100%. 489 00:24:05,480 --> 00:24:08,319 Hey, just wondering how you went with Channel 4. 490 00:24:08,320 --> 00:24:10,239 Yeah. No good. They're gonna... Jesus. 491 00:24:10,240 --> 00:24:11,879 Anyone else out there want to come in? 492 00:24:11,880 --> 00:24:13,999 They're gonna run the story. Oh, poo bum. 493 00:24:14,000 --> 00:24:15,559 Yeah, well, it is what it is. 494 00:24:15,560 --> 00:24:17,319 Is there anything that isn't what it is? 495 00:24:17,320 --> 00:24:19,079 Did you come in to ask me that? 496 00:24:19,080 --> 00:24:22,039 I'm trying to resolve your TandA centre balls up. 497 00:24:22,040 --> 00:24:23,519 Jameson. Yeah. 498 00:24:23,520 --> 00:24:24,999 Soundproofing? 499 00:24:25,000 --> 00:24:26,959 Oh, I haven't got any figures yet. 500 00:24:26,960 --> 00:24:29,319 I know. Go get them. Right. 501 00:24:29,320 --> 00:24:33,079 I'm trying to work out how we can grab that extra 18m of land, 502 00:24:33,080 --> 00:24:35,839 but anywhere along the boundary closest to the CBD, 503 00:24:35,840 --> 00:24:38,919 an 18 metre strip would involve bulldozing three houses. 504 00:24:38,920 --> 00:24:40,079 Oh, no, no, no. 505 00:24:40,080 --> 00:24:42,639 They would crucify us for adding to the housing crisis. 506 00:24:42,640 --> 00:24:43,919 So I was thinking, 507 00:24:43,920 --> 00:24:47,359 rather than bringing the TandA site closer to the CBD, 508 00:24:47,360 --> 00:24:52,879 could the CBD come to the TandA site, like Birnam Wood to Dunsinane? 509 00:24:52,880 --> 00:24:55,999 Like what? It's from Macbeth. 510 00:24:56,000 --> 00:24:59,999 You know, Hugh, the guy who killed the King? 511 00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:01,919 Oh. I must put it on my Kindle. 512 00:25:01,920 --> 00:25:04,120 (CONTINUE PLAYING BADLY) 513 00:25:12,160 --> 00:25:15,999 We cover half the cost of upgrading your soundproofing, 514 00:25:16,000 --> 00:25:18,039 and you call off your musical attack dogs. 515 00:25:18,040 --> 00:25:19,599 75%. 516 00:25:19,600 --> 00:25:22,399 Alright, 75%. 517 00:25:22,400 --> 00:25:24,199 If it makes you feel like you've won. 518 00:25:24,200 --> 00:25:27,160 Yes! Suck shit, losers. 519 00:25:28,280 --> 00:25:31,160 Sure. Just make them stop now. 520 00:25:32,880 --> 00:25:34,599 I still hate you. 521 00:25:34,600 --> 00:25:37,239 75%. He's screwing us. 522 00:25:37,240 --> 00:25:39,879 It's only 50 odd grand. Jameson's checked it out. 523 00:25:39,880 --> 00:25:41,759 Yeah, Hugh. Those figures I gave you: 524 00:25:41,760 --> 00:25:44,719 65,000 is actually for the last soundproofing upgrade 525 00:25:44,720 --> 00:25:45,960 25 years ago. 526 00:25:47,360 --> 00:25:50,320 The new upgrade cost is four million. 527 00:25:53,720 --> 00:25:55,160 Pretty XEA. 528 00:26:03,000 --> 00:26:06,359 That's a six figure sponsorship deal. Wow. 529 00:26:06,360 --> 00:26:08,719 Which won't be announced till next Tuesday. 530 00:26:08,720 --> 00:26:10,799 But I just wanted to help out 531 00:26:10,800 --> 00:26:12,279 a young reporter with a bit of a scoop. 532 00:26:12,280 --> 00:26:14,639 So you can break that story any time. 533 00:26:14,640 --> 00:26:17,079 Well, thank you very much. (MESSAGE TONE) 534 00:26:17,080 --> 00:26:18,559 I...it. I have to go. 535 00:26:18,560 --> 00:26:22,479 Oh, I nearly forgot, the hospital visit today with Revere. 536 00:26:22,480 --> 00:26:23,999 Oh, my God. I know. 537 00:26:24,000 --> 00:26:26,799 It's excruciating. It's absolute gold. 538 00:26:26,800 --> 00:26:30,439 Yeah. Although from our perspective, it would be very helpful 539 00:26:30,440 --> 00:26:33,399 and very much appreciated if you didn't run it. 540 00:26:33,400 --> 00:26:36,639 Really? You're trying to get me to suppress a story 541 00:26:36,640 --> 00:26:38,559 to save you from another PR disaster? 542 00:26:38,560 --> 00:26:40,439 No, no, I just think you'll embarrass the kid. 543 00:26:40,440 --> 00:26:41,999 I think it'll probably humanise him. 544 00:26:42,000 --> 00:26:44,319 Yeah, well, he's not an alien or an insect. We do conduct medicals. 545 00:26:44,320 --> 00:26:45,879 You know, I think it's pretty outrageous 546 00:26:45,880 --> 00:26:47,959 that you're trying to pressure me to drop this story. 547 00:26:47,960 --> 00:26:49,359 No, no, no. If you take this any further. 548 00:26:49,360 --> 00:26:50,999 If this story doesn't make it to air. 549 00:26:51,000 --> 00:26:52,999 I'm going to go to Mediawatch and anyone who'll listen. 550 00:26:53,000 --> 00:26:56,399 And I'll tell them that it was you who bullied me to drop it. 551 00:26:56,400 --> 00:26:58,320 Run the story. Run it! 552 00:27:03,000 --> 00:27:06,000 Alright. Are we all... Are we all good? 553 00:27:07,000 --> 00:27:09,359 Premier, are our hospitals in crisis? 554 00:27:09,360 --> 00:27:12,239 Well, no, I am... I'm not here to talk about that today. 555 00:27:12,240 --> 00:27:15,079 Well, are you aware that there are currently seven ambulances 556 00:27:15,080 --> 00:27:17,399 ramped outside the Royal Hobart? 557 00:27:17,400 --> 00:27:20,879 Uh, well, that's, uh, where ambulances tend to go, isn't it? 558 00:27:20,880 --> 00:27:22,479 (CHUCKLES AWKWARDLY) 559 00:27:22,480 --> 00:27:26,399 Well, I am delighted to report to you today 560 00:27:26,400 --> 00:27:30,239 that after several days of robust negotiation, 561 00:27:30,240 --> 00:27:32,879 I have personally brokered a breakthrough 562 00:27:32,880 --> 00:27:36,479 in the stand-off at the new waste treatment plant works. 563 00:27:36,480 --> 00:27:38,999 And... And as a result, I believe 564 00:27:39,000 --> 00:27:42,999 that work can now proceed at pace on that project. 565 00:27:43,000 --> 00:27:44,119 Premiere... This heralds a... 566 00:27:44,120 --> 00:27:45,359 ..did the AFL ask you to intervene? 567 00:27:45,360 --> 00:27:46,519 Not at all. 568 00:27:46,520 --> 00:27:49,519 Well, the Greens are saying you're an AFL puppet. 569 00:27:49,520 --> 00:27:55,239 Alicia...anyone who knows me knows that I am my own man 570 00:27:55,240 --> 00:27:57,799 and that my single minded focus 571 00:27:57,800 --> 00:28:01,959 is on growing the great state of Tasmania. 572 00:28:01,960 --> 00:28:06,159 Um. Oh, to which end, I can also announce to you today 573 00:28:06,160 --> 00:28:11,559 that because of the rapid expansion of building activity in Hobart, 574 00:28:11,560 --> 00:28:16,960 the definition of the CBD will be expanded by 20m in each direction. 575 00:28:22,000 --> 00:28:24,359 Well, a very elegant solution, Destiny. 576 00:28:24,360 --> 00:28:26,999 It's nice to finish a day on a positive note. 577 00:28:27,000 --> 00:28:29,079 (KNOCK AT DOOR) Hugh. 578 00:28:29,080 --> 00:28:32,439 Oh, Angela, I hope it's just some natural disaster somewhere. 579 00:28:32,440 --> 00:28:36,479 "Four members of Save Our Sewers..." Yes. 580 00:28:36,480 --> 00:28:38,839 "..have been taken to hospital 581 00:28:38,840 --> 00:28:41,719 "after a portable toilet pumping truck struck, a pothole, 582 00:28:41,720 --> 00:28:44,640 "overturned and spilled its load on them." 583 00:28:46,000 --> 00:28:48,530 Bet the ambulances don't ramp them. (PHONE RINGS) 584 00:28:50,200 --> 00:28:53,039 Here comes another load. Alistair. 585 00:28:53,040 --> 00:28:58,439 Ah, Hugh, that's a highly successful hospital visit with Revere. 586 00:28:58,440 --> 00:29:00,559 Yeah, I know. I had to let her run the story. 587 00:29:00,560 --> 00:29:03,439 I got the network to pull it. You what? 588 00:29:03,440 --> 00:29:05,559 To protect the player in the club. 589 00:29:05,560 --> 00:29:09,879 But, uh, I couldn't avoid also saving your ass. 590 00:29:09,880 --> 00:29:12,359 Hang on, I... You owe me, fella. 591 00:29:12,360 --> 00:29:13,919 (PHONE GOES DEAD) 592 00:29:13,920 --> 00:29:14,999 (KNOCK AT DOOR) 593 00:29:15,000 --> 00:29:18,360 Hugh, Mediawatch want to talk to you. 594 00:29:37,000 --> 00:29:38,719 This bloody stadium. 595 00:29:38,720 --> 00:29:41,279 You told me we'd only have to put 375 million into it. 596 00:29:41,280 --> 00:29:43,919 What's the problem now? It's blown out again. 597 00:29:43,920 --> 00:29:46,799 Plus, they've found more contaminated soil at the site. 598 00:29:46,800 --> 00:29:49,359 And as much as I'd love to, we can't just tip it in the river. 599 00:29:49,360 --> 00:29:50,919 What about storing it somewhere? 600 00:29:50,920 --> 00:29:52,999 We don't have anywhere to store human beings here, 601 00:29:53,000 --> 00:29:54,559 never mind dirt. 602 00:29:54,560 --> 00:29:56,840 Hi. We've been hacked. 603 00:29:58,000 --> 00:29:59,919 Say more words. 604 00:29:59,920 --> 00:30:01,599 I would just like to firm up numbers 605 00:30:01,600 --> 00:30:04,159 for this Wednesday night's glittering season launch. 606 00:30:04,160 --> 00:30:05,520 (BOISTEROUS CHEERING) 607 00:30:14,960 --> 00:30:16,959 Captions by Red Bee Media 608 00:30:16,960 --> 00:30:19,009 Copyright Australian Broadcasting Corporation 609 00:30:19,010 --> 00:30:23,560 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0